KAAAAAPPAAA

leafcrunch:

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

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frogmp3:

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

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olwenkelly:

verylostpenguin:

Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!

Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?

Me: OK, so here’s the thing

This is calling me out specifically isn’t it

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saddeus:

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”

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classicalmonoblogue:

misgivings:

oh my god my emo heart

I don’t know this puppy’s life, but I had a mate whose deaf dog always did this when she played so he could feelhear the music, it was super sweet

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texas-conservative:
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iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

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celticpyro:
“remanedur:
“ captainsnoop:
“the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial...

celticpyro:

remanedur:

captainsnoop:

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

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you were probably joking but i think you may be entirely right

Dillary Clump

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Feminists be like:

rightwingbarbie:

slayerleila:

rightwingbarbie:

I’m all about women’s choice to do whatever they want unless those things are:

-wanting to have kids

-voting republican

-being right-leaning

-wanting to be a housewife

-not wanting to be a feminist 

-wanting to stay at home

-not being a socialist/communist

-wanting to be married

-wanting to be fit

-liking thing I deem “misogynist”

-being against abortion

-wanting to be feminine

-being conservative

-wanting to be traditional

I fucking love all the feminists getting pissed in the notes of this like “liberal feminism includes all women!!!” or “way to generalize all of us!!!!”

Have you assholes forgotten Hillary Clinton saying she lost the election because of women with internalized misogyny? Have you forgotten Michelle Obama saying that women who voted against Hillary “voted against their own voice”? How about the fact that the March for Life/women who were pro-life weren’t allowed to participate in the women’s march on Washington this past year?

How about the fact that many current/former feminists have been doxxed and threatened for disagreeing with feminism–many of them not outright denouncing feminism, just criticizing it and its practices? Laci Green? Christina Hoff Summers?

What about when feminists trashed Miss USA recently because she said she wasn’t a feminist? What about feminists in general who outright say “if you don’t support feminism then you don’t support equality” or “women who oppose feminism just do it to get men, it’s sad”?

You can’t call that just a bunch of stupid people on the internet. You can’t even call that “a minority” of feminists. Those are some of the biggest, most influential public people/groups in America. You can’t havewave that away with “but not all feminists!!!!1!11!”

I wonder if Feminists know what a “no true scotsman” fallacy is…

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cisnowflake:
“thebibliosphere:
“ cyborgcaitlin:
“ thebibliosphere:
“ theaveragestblog:
“I hate the timeline we live in
”
Me: that…cant be real…can it?
Etd: …I don’t even know anymore.
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IT’S REAL. FUCK ME. EVEN JOURNALISM HAS GIVEN UP TRYING.
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Jesus...

cisnowflake:

thebibliosphere:

cyborgcaitlin:

thebibliosphere:

theaveragestblog:

I hate the timeline we live in

Me: that…cant be real…can it?

Etd: …I don’t even know anymore.

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IT’S REAL. FUCK ME. EVEN JOURNALISM HAS GIVEN UP TRYING.

Jesus Christ.

To be fair, calling CNN journalism is really generous.

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